Welcome dear guest
Here in this salon, on the piano nobile of Villa Twaklinilkawt, I have long awaited news of your own contributions to world peace. I am quite certain you have already experienced at least a few interesting - and possibly enlightening - pursuits of relevance to this exceedingly important and highly noble purpose.
Please make yourself comfortable in this Adelaidean drawing room. There is much to discuss and much enlightened leadership for you to display.